“Damn,” he sighed loudly, “You caught me. Those visions of yours gave the game away. I suppose you’ll be wanting to get off here – although I have to say, with stairs being my natural enemy, currently. I could still take you the rest of the way to your apartment and you’d be safe once you reached them.”

He mock preened for a moment, smiling widely, “Why thank you. Children are always safe around me – people who apparently know my secret however…”